Book Review: The Haunting of Hill House by Shirley Jackson

The Haunting of Hill House

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The Haunting of Hill House 〰️

I'm not one for classics, but I thought I'd give a modern classic a try. After reading this, I don't think I'm cut out for classics of any era. This book was not for me.

Eleanor's mood is all over the place. She loved Theodora at the start, then she hated her and wanted to watch her die, then she became obsessed with her and never wanted to leave her side.

People keep interrupting people and never let them finish answering the question they asked, and everyone behaves as though they didn't interrupt anyone and ignores the other person talking entirely.

Mrs. Dudley sounds like a German (or foreign, at least) butler. The characters sound like posh British people, always speaking so properly. I know it's the 50s, but they sound like they are in Victorian England to me. And in my head canon, I heard them all speaking with British accents because I thought they were in England, only to find out later from a friend that they were in America. They don't sound American or from the 50s. They speak too properly and use British terms a lot.

Also, spooky things only start happening around 50%, and even then, it's mostly off-screen. They spent most of the book being super afraid and being told the house is evil, but like nothing happened??? And after any "big" spooky thing happens, everyone acts like nothing at all happened in the next scene. Like, y'all aren't gonna talk about the spooky things? Is Eleanor not gonna mention to anyone that she was holding possibly a child's bony hand instead of Theodora's? Or ignore the whole ass house shaking? (Seriously, when anything does happen, the next chapter, they're like having tea or something and don't even discuss the previous night).

(Also, the doctor's wife is kinda a bitch to her husband, and I don't like her. Actually, none of the characters resonated with me. I really hated reading Eleanor's thoughts).

Why did the doctor ask them there if they were going to do absolutely nothing? They just explored the house most of the time doing jackshit. What was the doctor's purpose? Like, yeah, he's doing research and writing a book, but Eleanor, Theodora and even Luke haven't really done anything noteworthy.

Also, I don't get the ending. It just kinda fell flat. Eleanor gets super childish, and I'm not sure what her goal is. Was she possessed? Mental health declining? Who knows. But yeah. They decide to send her away, and in the next chapter, they are all gone, and the book is done. Super anti-climactic for a book that didn't have much going on to begin with. I kept waiting for spooky things to happen, but nothing ever really did.

Maybe if I were into classics, or even modern classics (or born at the time this was published), then maybe I might have liked it. I wouldn't have been spooked by it, but I may have at least enjoyed it.

Book Review: 'Salem's Lot by Stephen King

'Salem's Lot

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'Salem's Lot 〰️

Ahh. I had forgotten what a good vampire story is like. Not that I mind the modern-day vampire (which seems to be primarily found in romance, from what I've read), but sometimes it's nice to go back to a time when vampires are bloodsucking monsters that strike real fear instead of making one feel warm and fuzzy.

However, I will say there were too many similar names, for example, Matt, Mike, and Mark. I'd be confused about who was who and who was doing what for a while because I forgot which name belonged to which character. It got a little easier when they all started dying off, but still. I think King could have diversified the names a little more.

Speaking of killing off characters, that's one thing I love about King. He's not afraid to kill off as many people as possible in his stories. Be it characters that only appear for one sentence or characters we come to know and love (or hate, depending on which story of his you're reading). I recently finished a re-read of King's Under the Dome, and (spoiler) like 97% of the characters, side ones and main ones, died in that book. I think like maybe 5 (can't recall exactly) survived in the end, and there were a ton of characters in that book.

I think this 'Salem's Lot is one of King's finest. It's a true monster horror story with great characters and an excellent story. I don't feel it has a happy ending per se, but it's horror, so not all of them have a happily ever after. I think the ending was perfect.

Did this book scare me? Not in the slightest. Maybe if I read it when it first came out (even though I wasn't born at the time of its release), but as a modern horror reader, it wasn't scary. But at least it didn't feel silly, and I immensely enjoyed the read.

If you are looking into getting into King's books, this is definitely one to check out.

Book Review: The Last Girls Standing by Jennifer Dugan

The Last Girls Standing

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The Last Girls Standing 〰️

Actual rating: 3.5/5

I'm torn. The premise of this book is everything I love. I mean, a gay slasher final girls' story? Sign me up! And I've read every single one of Dugan's books and loved every word of them. And the cover for this book? Absolutely stunning.

Yet I feel like Dugan wasn't fully ready to commit to this new genre. Don't get me wrong. I still loved the story. But that ending? That's why I'm not rating it as high as her usual books.

Yes, it's okay not to answer every plot point that gets brought up. It's like life. We don't always get everything we want. But I swear EVERY major plot point went unanswered. And Sloan fully committing to the cult is real, and that she's a part of it, and then murders Cherry? Yeah, I wasn't here for that. I don't think Sloan's descent into madness was handled very well. Was it believable? Sure. She went through some pretty severe trauma. But that doesn't mean I like how it was done. And speaking of trauma, as much as I love a good gay story, Sloan and Cherry's relationship was a bit toxic. I still felt the love, but Cherry was a bit too controlling in Sloan's life for my liking.

As for the other characters, they weren't built up very much. I get how Sloan would distance herself from her besties after the incident at Money Springs (terrible name, by the way). But the way she used Connor (such a sweet boy, loved him!) after not speaking to him in months, and then Dugan just kinda writes him off into oblivion, kinda irked me. Sloan mentioned he ghosted her, which fair, but I felt like his character was wasted.

I know I harped on about a lot of negatives (especially with how quick the ending was and with no resolution), but I truly did enjoy the book. It's only because of the above-mentioned that it got a lower rating than usual for Dugan's books. This book won't stop me from auto-buying anything else Dugan writes, and I am glad she's trying different genres with her usual gay twists.

Book Review: Survive the Night by Riley Sager

Survive the Night

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Survive the Night 〰️

This is the third book I've read by Sager, and I've got to say, I'm now a huge fan. I loved everything I've read and can't wait to devour more of his books. Sager is excellent at building tension and writing an unreliable narrator that makes you question everyone and everything. (Though I think Charlie's story may be his most unreliable narrator yet, and I'm here for it).

I realized (a little too late because I can never pick up on clues) that Robbie was the Campus Killer, and his reveal was a slight letdown, but that didn't deter my enjoyment. As great as it was having Maddie's murder solved, I think I would have preferred that the killer hadn't been found, as Charlie stated that life isn't like movies where things don't get wrapped up all pretty. I mean, Robbie could have still been a bad guy in some way, but it felt a little last-minute to have Robbie be revealed as the killer. An open ending on the murder case would have subverted readers' expectations and probably would have gone over well. (Though I'm still not mad at it. I'm glad Maddie got justice, but still).

Also, it took me way too long to realize why all the chapter titles were written like a screenplay scene intro. (This is nothing on the author; that's just me being an idiot. I knew it was screenplay text right away, but it's embarrassing how long it took me to realize why it was screenplay text). That said, the whole book reads like a movie (like Charlie's mind!), and I wouldn't be upset if this became a movie. I'd watch the hell out of this.

That being said, I was hooked right from the beginning. I wonder if I would have made the same decisions Charlie made. There were plenty of moments where I wanted to scream at her when she had the opportunity to other escape or ask for help, but she acted differently. I get why she acted the way she did. Even if her decisions weren't always the smartest, I can see how anyone else would do the same. I might have done the same in this situation. (Hopefully, I'll never have to find out if that's true or not). Either way, it made for a fascinating read.

I think Sager is an author to look out for, and I highly recommend this book or any of his other works. I haven't read all his books (yet), but I haven't found one where I wasn't hooked from the very first page.

Book Review: Misery by Stephen King

Misery

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Misery 〰️

I don't think a Stephen King book had me as invested as this one did. I've read many of his books, but this one kept me on the edge of my seat. King is able to write with excellent tension. For a story that takes place mostly in one room, King kept it fresh and interesting to keep readers invested.

I also love that there was a story within a story and that we got to read some of the Misery novels that Paul was writing. I will say, however, that there wasn't much Misery in a book that is supposed to be about her. I mean, it fits with what Paul had to write in order to keep Annie happy, but it felt like Misery was an afterthought in her own novel, especially as it seemed like it should have been all about her return.

Still, this was one of King's best works I've read. Annie is such a stand-out villain. She's not an over-the-top Disney villain but a very believable character with clear motives. She is an excellent manipulator and gaslighter, yet you can sympathize with her, all while wanting her to get what's coming for all the horror she's done.

And for Paul, you can also relate to him. He'll do anything he can to survive the horrible situation he's in. King was able to describe Paul's pain so vividly that I, too, felt as though my legs were mangled. (Though maybe that was because of my sitting position). Still, I don't know if I would have had the dedication to write a whole new novel, even under such duress. I hope his PTSD isn't the end of him! He survived so much.

If you are looking to get into King's books, this is an excellent gateway into his works. Loved it from start to finish, and I can't recommend it enough.

Book Review: Under the Dome by Stephen King

Under the Dome

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Under the Dome 〰️

I read this book back when it first came out. Well, maybe not when it came out. I got the book because I saw the show, and I loved the show, so I picked up the book. It's been years since I've read this book, so it was basically like reading it for the first time since my memory forgot most of the events. (I also don't remember much of the show, but I do recall that a lot was changed in the show.)

I enjoyed this book my first read, but I know for a fact I was more invested in this second read and that I loved it even more. I don't even mind that it was aliens all along. What I did feel, however, was so much sadness in this read. So many characters, good and bad, died pretty horrible deaths. Even the characters we were meant to hate, like Big Jim, died horrifically. We spent a lot of time with so many characters and this whole plot about corrupt politicians, drug deals, and just random people, that, in the end, it almost didn't matter. So few survived. Everything Big Jim did was in vain (which, good, he's the villain, but also he caused most of the disasters inside the dome). Almost everything everyone did was in vain. But hey, sometimes that's life, I guess. At least some survived.

I also feel King's writing style was slightly different than his other works. You can still read it and for sure know it's his style. His writing style is very distinct. But it still reads a bit differently. It's not a bad thing; I just want to mention it. I appreciate all the time he took to build lives and backgrounds for so many characters. Even characters only appearing for a sentence seemed to have life and distinct personalities. Love that. I applaud King for pulling it all together. And though we spent around the first 20% of the book just dealing with people and what they were doing when the dome fell, he didn't make it boring or repetitive.

I love King's work, and this one is one of my favourites. It's a long read and a bit of a downer with all the deaths, but I think it's an excellent read. It shows people's true nature when it comes to an unnatural disaster like the dome.

Original rating: 4 stars. Original review:

This book was excellent, though it did have a few flaws. (Of which the show fixed). Things like how electronics worked when the dome fell. In the show, everything stopped working because the dome cut all the power lines, which makes sense. Not in the book.

Also, I didn't care for the ending. For a book with such a great premise, the fact that it was aliens just threw me off. Still, it was a good read.

Book Review: Final Girls by Riley Sager

Final Girls

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Final Girls 〰️

This is my second book by this author, and it will certainly not be the last. I've already ordered two more of Sager's books, and I'm pretty sure he's now going to be an insta-buy for me.

I absolutely love horror movies. Especially ones that include final girls. Halloween, Friday the 13th, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, to name a few. So, I picked up this book on the title alone. (And also because I've read The Last Time I Lied by the same author, which I also loved). While this book isn't anything like those classic horror movies, it still has that element of thriller, mystery and suspense.

We know Sager wants us to figure out what really happened to Quincy during the Pine Cottage incident. Sager tries to make us think Quincy herself was the real killer. But it's too obvious despite all the evidence pointing towards her for most of the read. Then, when we learn about Sam's true identity, the first twist, I was like, Oh my God! It was actually her the whole time! But nope! Sager pulls a fast one, and it was probably obvious to most readers, but it wasn't to me until a chapter or so before the big reveal of who actually committed the Pine Cottage killings. To say I was shocked was an understatement. Love that Tina, despite all her flaws, was actually pretty cool in the end and formed a bond with Quincy.

That being said, I love Sager's writing style. I also love how he breathes life into each character. And the twists! I'm a super big fan of Sager from now on. I think this author is one to watch out for.

Book Review: The Last Time I Lied by Riley Sager

The Last Time I Lied

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The Last Time I Lied 〰️

Two truths and a lie.

One: I loved this book from the very first page.

Two: I didn't see the twists coming (it might be obvious to some, but I'm usually pretty oblivious to these kinds of things).

Three: I wouldn't say I liked this book.

Which is the lie? Did you guess number three? Because it was number three.

I absolutely loved this book, from the three chapters in the second person POV (well written), the big reveal about the girl's disappearance (both sets!), and the writing style. I loved it all. When done correctly, I also love a good unreliable narrator, and Sager delivered on that front.

My only nitpick is the side plot about the asylum. I loved that side plot and thought it was super cool and creepy. But I feel like the ending to that plot was a bit of a letdown. I mean, sure, the girls were found there and it was a perfect murder place, but I don't know. I was expecting something more for some reason. Also, I would have liked to see Emma interact with the campers more. She barely did her job and I'm surprised she didn't get in trouble for that.

Besides that, the story had a very interesting premise that kept me on the edge of my seat the whole time I was reading. I never wanted to put the book down and I love that feeling. This book had everything I didn't know I needed in a book. Some mystery, a bit of horror, a bit of romance, great characters, and great writing.

I think I'll be checking more of Sager's books. As for this one? I highly recommend it.